Darth Vader wants me to suck his balls

Darth Vader: “Please NCWALL,  fulfill my/everyone’s 13 year old fantasy, suck my balls you dirty man!”

I’ve just recieved a (moronic)comment from the Ipod touch microphone post,  “Hey Tosser, Learn to write properly in English or don’t write at all. YOU SUCK MONKEY BALLS!” It seems that he(most men are prone to make these type of comments) wants to get everyone’s attention(and probably mine), so he commented on one of the popular post. I don’t know who the fucking fuck is “Tosser”, but the commenter name was Darth Vader. Surely, it can’t be Darth Vader from Star Wars. So it’s obvious that the comment system fails, and that selecting a name on the internet is wet as diarrhea from a cow’s ass. Want to meet,” xXcraptasticalnameXx” “Naruto8651238488742358386217687237617421842134abcdefghijklmnop” “joshua12332″ “bob2″ “lilAZNViEtBoioioioioioioi” “uNeSsArYaLtTyPiNg” “Cloud Strife” or ” SephirothTheFourth”? You’ll find those idiots/sheeps anywhere on the internet(Websites that contains dumb asses). Also, one in the whole population may have the user name “Cloud”, or “Sephiroth”… Fan boys are the worst, and these names mocks mankind, our forefather are  spinning in their grave(Which I still don’t know what it means, and googling it doesn’t help!) but let’s not get out of track here. I checked at enclosed email address, which dictates, “suckmyballs@yahoo.com”. First, it proves everyone on the internet how stupid they are for when they have a comment system on their blog that  requires any letters stringed together for the E-mail input box. I could say “kjsadhkfhasdjfdsafkhsad@dfjsadhkfas.gov” to bypass the required email(you idiots who thought of this idea). Second, since “Darth Vader”(or a 13 year old, no doubt) posted his comment on the most popular post on my blog, he his begging for everyone to suck his balls………………. That is why 13 year olds, are called 13 year olds. To all 13 year olds that says “suck my balls”, implying that your enemy is a male, that insult is considered a back fire. It says that you want them to suck your balls(idiots), and that you enjoy having it sucked. Why not include some description while you’re at it? A big greasy man, maybe that’s what you want, but you don’t include it in, because typically(like all 13 year olds) you don’t want to be labeled as a homosexual, and to be called, “gay”(despite the contradiction you make by saying “suck my balls” on a comment). Also, with no description, we have no idea who is sucking your balls, we can assume you want anything to suck it. Such as: dogs, cats,(ok, all animals), vacuum cleaners, soldering bulb, bear traps, babies, aliens, monster, zombies, and anything bizarre that damages a man’s view of life. Wow Darth Vader, you are truly a sick fuck. And if it wasn’t for the internet, you wouldn’t have the balls to say that to anyone’s face. See what happens when you give anonymity to 13 year olds?  They are no doubt annoying, and I have no idea why they still exist on the internet, have their parents not eaten them? Or are there still idiots with 13 year old minds(that should’ve been eaten). Oh well, these things happen, I’ll let these things go. Still, Darth Vader wants me to suck his balls. What a moron.

13 year olds are all idiots for they are still using the phrase “suck my balls”, and that they have no idea how stupid they just sounded. May that be a lesson to you, but, 13 year olds cannot learn from anything, so get out of here.