Darth Vader wants me to suck his balls
Darth Vader: “Please NCWALL, fulfill my/everyone’s 13 year old fantasy, suck my balls you dirty man!”
I’ve just recieved a (moronic)comment from the Ipod touch microphone post, “Hey Tosser, Learn to write properly in English or don’t write at all. YOU SUCK MONKEY BALLS!” It seems that he(most men are prone to make these type of comments) wants to get everyone’s attention(and probably mine), so he commented on one of the popular post. I don’t know who the fucking fuck is “Tosser”, but the commenter name was Darth Vader. Surely, it can’t be Darth Vader from Star Wars. So it’s obvious that the comment system fails, and that selecting a name on the internet is wet as diarrhea from a cow’s ass. Want to meet,” xXcraptasticalnameXx” “Naruto8651238488742358386217687237617421842134abcdefghijklmnop” “joshua12332″ “bob2″ “lilAZNViEtBoioioioioioioi” “uNeSsArYaLtTyPiNg” “Cloud Strife” or ” SephirothTheFourth”? You’ll find those idiots/sheeps anywhere on the internet(Websites that contains dumb asses). Also, one in the whole population may have the user name “Cloud”, or “Sephiroth”… Fan boys are the worst, and these names mocks mankind, our forefather are spinning in their grave(Which I still don’t know what it means, and googling it doesn’t help!) but let’s not get out of track here. I checked at enclosed email address, which dictates, “suckmyballs@yahoo.com”. First, it proves everyone on the internet how stupid they are for when they have a comment system on their blog that requires any letters stringed together for the E-mail input box. I could say “kjsadhkfhasdjfdsafkhsad@dfjsadhkfas.gov” to bypass the required email(you idiots who thought of this idea). Second, since “Darth Vader”(or a 13 year old, no doubt) posted his comment on the most popular post on my blog, he his begging for everyone to suck his balls………………. That is why 13 year olds, are called 13 year olds. To all 13 year olds that says “suck my balls”, implying that your enemy is a male, that insult is considered a back fire. It says that you want them to suck your balls(idiots), and that you enjoy having it sucked. Why not include some description while you’re at it? A big greasy man, maybe that’s what you want, but you don’t include it in, because typically(like all 13 year olds) you don’t want to be labeled as a homosexual, and to be called, “gay”(despite the contradiction you make by saying “suck my balls” on a comment). Also, with no description, we have no idea who is sucking your balls, we can assume you want anything to suck it. Such as: dogs, cats,(ok, all animals), vacuum cleaners, soldering bulb, bear traps, babies, aliens, monster, zombies, and anything bizarre that damages a man’s view of life. Wow Darth Vader, you are truly a sick fuck. And if it wasn’t for the internet, you wouldn’t have the balls to say that to anyone’s face. See what happens when you give anonymity to 13 year olds? They are no doubt annoying, and I have no idea why they still exist on the internet, have their parents not eaten them? Or are there still idiots with 13 year old minds(that should’ve been eaten). Oh well, these things happen, I’ll let these things go. Still, Darth Vader wants me to suck his balls. What a moron.
13 year olds are all idiots for they are still using the phrase “suck my balls”, and that they have no idea how stupid they just sounded. May that be a lesson to you, but, 13 year olds cannot learn from anything, so get out of here.
Microphone for iPod Touch 2nd Gen
One of the difference between an iPhone and an Ipod Touch is that one device has a Microphone, which is what the iPhone have. It would’ve been nice if the iPod Touch had a microphone, but apple didn’t use this feature for it. Well, there is no turning back, but don’t fret, there is a way you can have a mic for your Ipod Touch: External Microphone!
Apple have made it’s an microphone, and it comes in form of an earphone. There are two headsets that gives you a mic. The In-Ear-Headphones, looks promising, but it cost $79.00. Ouch, that’s no good in today’s U.S’s economy, this headphone is expensive(which doesn’t affect the product specs)! And then, there is the Apple Earphones with Remote and mic, which cost $29.00. I guessing that it is very very great since it cost more than the mic I bought, but who knows.
After reading and searching post, articles, and such on google; I found two great external Micorphones for the Ipod touch. Philips iPhone Microphone Adapter, works with iPod touch (2nd Gen), for $9.99! Sold in Target stores only, I checked mine out, but there isn’t any. I’ve heard that the cables were long. As of now, I try to look for it on Target’s Websites, but it’s nowhere to be found! 
. Well, you can try finding it on eBay or Amazon.
And so, I have bought an external microphone for the Ipod Touch, Griffin SmartTalk Headphone adapter…, Twelve bucks! Works with iPhone 1g. I haven’t used it much, but when I use it to record stuff auditorilly it was pretty great, and I enjoy using it. It has a clip, so you can shorten the cable.
And so, those are the microphones. Now, I’ll describe the Apps that works with Micrphones on your Ipod Touch. They are free.
Shazam – With Wifi and Music filling in the air that surroundes you, you can use this app to track down the music that you fell in love with- which you thought you could only hear it once in your lifetime – , find out what’s it called, who is the artist, and let’s you find it on iTunes, or youtube. But if you’re out in the open, and if there is no wifi around you, you’re screwed. Don’t worry, with an App that can record, and play it again, you can find out your chosen song.
iTalk – Turns your Ipod Touch into a recorder. The sound quality is great, but I’m not sure if it can pick up sounds from a long distant. Maybe it can, maybe not. Anyway, you can record, playback, or upload to your computer(which requires a program for your computer). If you want to use shazam(shazam can’t store sound files) for a song that you want to listen again, but are not within Wifi, you can use iTalk to record the song(longer the better), Upload it on your computer, use your stereo to play the recorder song, and then use the Shazam app(within wifi) to find the song.
Skype – Available for Ipod Touch, most of the reviewers are Iphone users and said it was useless. HAH! We have External mics, now the ipod touch users can use this app. You can make internet calls with wifi, downloading this app is free(because if it cost, then it sucks, this will be explained on this sentence), but you have to by credits to call landline phones. You can make a testing call, which you say something, and it reply back at you. I think this app is alright, I think you can make free calls with only Skype’s phone line. I don’t know much about skype. You could download Textfree Lite go for your Ipodtouch. Still, the iPod touch wasn’t meant to be a cellphone(excluding the text message part)replacement. Plus, I think it can drain up your battery. Oh well.
Fring – Before the official Skype App was released, there was fringe, which could make Skype and SIP call. It works like the Skype App, but there is more feature. I don’t know much about it, but I prefer Skype.
Ocarina – An ocarina. It works with iPodTouch, and you can blow with an external mic to play it. It’s all right.
Those are the apps I found so far. After leaving a nubile state of being an Ipod Touch owner, I thought using a Microphone would never happened. I think this is the thought every Ipod Touch owner have. Therefore we have very little number of Apps that doesn’t use Mic for the iPt. If not, then there is not much use for the mic. Still, I could say that very little percentage of ipt owner knows about this stuff. Dose the average joe doesn’t like to go beyond and stay on ground level along with millions? If one company revealed this “secret” to the mainstream minds, would the company be popular? If they started producing and selling their own Mic, would they be rich?
Either way, there is a way you can use a Microphone for your Ipod Touch.
Anyway, what’s the deal with prices that ends with 99 cents? Really, it’s a stupid and greedy idea, and it hardly makes a difference. Oh, you decided to be so nice, that you took off a damn penny for us to buy. What the? Whenver I see a price that cost $10.99, I focus on what’s on the left side of the decimal. Then when I see the right, it read 99 cents. Well what a mood breaker, why not make the price $11.00 and not break my spirit? Any business that dose this should be called an loser.-_- oh well.
How do you take a screen shot on you iphone/ipodtouch? Hold the sleep and the home button at the same time, it will take a picture like a camera. Then just email it to your inbox, and download it from your computer.
Resource:
http://www.fring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8168&page=2
http://www.ipodtouchfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104329&page=7
Bookmark to your delicious On your ipodtouch/Ipod phone(not an “Iphone”)
There is a way to save bookmarks on your Delicious Account. Just follow the link below.
http://blog.delicious.com/blog/2008/01/using-delicious-on-your-iphone.html
There is an app about in the app store, but that kind of sucks. Saving bookmarks from the internet is better than the app, but that’s just my thoughts.
This holiday, Fight for the Future!
In this article, I’ll show you how to play Street Fighter III 3rd Strike – Fight for the Future(sfiii3.zip) on MAME.
To do this simply: click here, download it, extract everything inside of it with WinRAR, and drag all the contents into your “roms” folder (for MAME). After that: run MAME, type “sfiii” in the search bar, and click on the first item. That’s all, you can play SFIII right away. Thank you, jebril, from Youtube.com
In Jebril’s video, he included instructions on how he was able to forge the ROM. Just do whatever he says, and you’ll be fine. Also thanks for making the ROM.
To use a joystick or gamepad in any game(I’m using Version 0.126): Right-click in an item, click on properties, Click on the “Controllers tab”, check in the Enable joystick input box, and click OK.
Image source. Fighting games are best played with an Arcade Stick.
- Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!
Download Real Media Player
Do you have an .rm or .rmvb file you want to play? Well you could google about it, but with SiteAdvisors tip, it’s all yellow(don’t trust brothersoft). So, I decided to upload the Real Media Player via megatouch, which I download a longtime ago, and my computer hasn’t detected anything bad from it. Click here to download Real Media Player.
Surf the web anonymously
Copy and paste this on your web address, you will surf with your IP hidden.
http://anonym.to/?<insert a url>
MAME post updated
UPDATE: I was able to play kof2002 without unzipping and zipping with any Bios file!
For kof2002, grab your neogeo.zip file and drag it in your in to your MAME’s roms folder. That’s all there is to do, now try playing kof2002 without touching the insides of its .zip self.
Any, wordpress has a poll. I want to try it out. Well here’s the poll!
I haven’t post in while
You may have notice that I havn’t been posting. Well, my computer got busted . Writing is a hobby of mine. I’m not sure if I want to spend some money to get it fixed. It may take a month for me to post, since I’m not using Window Live Writer. I’m using a public computer right now, so making blogs with pictures won’t be possible(since I can’t save them). Oh well. with the blogkeep put aside, I’m more focus into my college work, which is very great. Don’t let anything distract you. I’ll try to post as soon as I have any “free” time I have.
Ctrl and Mouse click
Oh man, I only want to drag the lettered file, but I don’t want the non lettered. I’m going to waste my time if I’m dragging the rest. Wait, there is a way!
By holding the CTRL key, and clicking the selected item, I can deselected, or selected again! For now, I’ll deselect the non lettered files. Ok, there we go! I’m dragging the files with one letters!
Try experimenting with the SHIFT key.
Download videogame(rpg) or anime song
Want to download songs from your favorite Role-Playing Game or anime? Ok, I’ll provide you with these links.
RPG OST(original soundtrack)
Anime and video games
